All You Trekkies And Tv Addicts...

Be Cool Man

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 17:20:29 GMT

it's true, i made a new livejournal. why? you ask... well i use the words of bill clinton -''because i could''. and iamforyou is from a line in a waking ashland song which isn't my favorite song anymore and i don't like this livejournal bcuz it's for suckaz. my new livejournal is at: http://www.livejournal.com/users/her_seduction . please add me, because i will love you forever and ever if i already don't.

be cool, add me. and i won't be writing in this one anymore because it's lame.

love, beverly

I'm So Boy Deprived It's Disgusting

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 23:56:18 GMT

jamila is back! acapulco sounds fun. i want to voy a acapulco.

saturday i went to irvine for my niece's birthday shin dig. they live in the uci dorm area. it was fun. there were a lot of hot dads. the car ride to orange county was ...sexy. everytime a good looking fellow would drive by i would giggle because, hehe, i just saw a boy. god damn i'm so boy deprived it's disgusting. i have so much stored sexual energy that needs to be released with a nice boy so i can have sweet safe pre-marital sex. just kidding man, virgin for life.

my mother is insane and won't let me go out that much so someone needs to kidnap me and take me places. we can go watch fahrenheit 911. it looks interesting. bowling for columbine was interesting, so this is probably going to be more interesting. i also want to watch SAVED! and brokeback mountain. and white chicks [I LOOK LIKE FREAKIN SHREK]. or we can go to disneyland because it's the happiest place on earth. or we can go to olvera street and run around with huge sombreros and delicious burittos singing spanish hits by ricky martin. living la vida loca baby. and after all that fun we can participate in a spectacular orgy consisting of whipped creme, nutella, and rubber beads.

love, Beverly

I Love Gorgeous German Abercrombie Model Looking Tourists With Tight Pants And Huge Bulges

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 04:15:13 GMT

a swell sunday spent with jamila. we went to cool places and i saw cool people.

monday was nice too. we went to the mall and saw harry potter, who is my new obsession. i love you. is it real jamila?

tuesday danny's mom picked me up and we went to six flags. in line for riddler's revenge, there were these TWO GORGEOUS GERMAN ABERCROMBIE MODEL LOOKING TOURISTS WITH TIGHT PANTS AND HUGE BULGES. it was beautiful. we went to jessicas house after and had cake. i waxed danny's legs. the end. <3

^ GERMAN ABERCROMBIE MODEL

love, Beverly A. Bagares.

The Subject of This Exibition

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 04:03:24 GMT

me and jam. our crews name is DAT AZZ TEW PHAT because we some phat azz gurlz.

me as a cocaine addicted porn star.

how cute <3.

me.

were so badazz

pretty pretty princess LOSER.

pretty pretty princess WINNER.

I Stole This Shit From Kristal <3

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 01:40:09 GMT

I AM: so rad
I WANT: a boy named beautiful
I HAVE: great breasts
I WISH: the world would be a better place <3
I HATE: being BORED
I FEAR: rejection
I HEAR: negrow what?
I SEARCH: google for boy on boy pics
I WONDER: if I failed geometrizzle
I REGRET: matt
I LOVE: ORGASMS
I ACHE: from heartbreak
I ALWAYS: rock!
I AM NOT: girlfriend material
I DANCE: when da illest joints are on and ‘da crunk juice is busted out
I SING: bad.
I CRY: when the sun sets
I AM NOT ALWAYS: satisfied with myself
I WRITE: ‘a letter to elise’
I‘VE WON: numerous awards
I LOSE: [lost] my virginity haha
I CONFUSE: others
I NEED: a god damn boyfriend to cuddle at night with
I SHOULD: lose weight bcuz mAh aZz tEw pHaT

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YES or NO:
x. YOU KEEP A DIARY: yes
x. YOU LIKE TO COOK: JACOB <3 <3 haha
x. YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH
ANYONE: yeah man
x.YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE: I believe in love but love doesn’t believe in me

DO YOU...?
HAVE A CRUSH: unfortunately
WANT TO GET MARRIED: yes
GET MOTION SICKNESS: at times
THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: hahahahahahaha hahahahahahah
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: eeep.
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: falling stars are nicer

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FAVORITE
NUMBER: 7
COLOR(S): vagina pink, white, and green DAY: SATURDAY [snl and madtv]
MONTH: January coz thats my birthday biatch
SONG: death cab for cutie - "A Lack of Color"
FOOD: tofu what what! . and burittos, nice big fat juicy peni, I mean burittos
SEASON: winter
SPORT: extreme sleeping
DRINK: HORCHATA

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IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU...
CRIED? yes
HELPED SOMEONE? no
BOUGHT SOMETHING? no
GOTTEN SICK? No.
GONE TO THE MOVIES? No
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? no
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? yeah, online.
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: no
TALKED TO AN EX? yes
MISSED AN EX? Helllllz naw
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? yeah
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? no
MISSED SOMEONE? everyday
HUGGED SOMEONE? Myself
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yeah I was like ‘mom, I want you to hit me has hard as you can’ and shes all where? And im all ‘surprise me’
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? no
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Name 5 bands you listen to lately:
1. yeah yeah yeahs
2. Thrice
3. DC
4. death cab for cutie
5. The cure

Name 5 things you hate:
1. Being a fattie
2. Being bored
3. Hot guys with ugly girlfriends
4. Burn outs
5. Mtv’s "Pimp My Ride"

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Would you ever:1. Eat a bug? Let’s just leave that to survivor and shit
2. Bungee jump? Yessss
3. Hang glide? yesss
4. Kill someone? My mother?
5. Kiss someone of the same sex? Hahaha yeah angelina jolie man!
6. Have sex with someone of the same sex? ....how?
7. Parachute from a plane? Yes
8. Walk on hot coals? No ouch
9. Go out with someone for their looks? Hell yes I would and all of you fuckers who said no thats shallow, what if Brad Pitt or someone asked you out but was a total a hole? I’d still hit that shit in a second.
10. For their reputation? What?
11. Be a vegetarian? Yeah, the only kind of meat I eat is in boys’ pants!!
12. Wear plaid with stripes? Eew
13. IM a stranger? Yes
14. Sing Karaoke? Are you kidding me, I’m fucking filipino man of course! Haha
15. Get drunk off your ass? If there aren’t any horny ass holes who will take advantage of me again.
16. Shoplift? Haha yeah
17. Run a red light? No, thats fucked up
18. Star in a porn video? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVN’T.
19. Dye your hair blue? No
20. Be on Survivor? Yeah, Jeff Probst the host is so hott
21. Wear makeup in public? Yeaaah
22. Not wear makeup in public? Helllll no
23. Cheat on a test? Hahaha yeah
24. Make someone cry? Sorry but yeah</3
25. Date someone more than 10 years older than you? Negrow please, I’d date someone 40 years older than me if they were hott.
26. Stay up all night? And party hard

Back To 'Da Rootz

Thu, 10 Jun 2004 17:54:53 GMT

i've decided that i'm not asian enough, so this asian is going to be entry as hell. haha i just said it backwards. whatever, you get it. i need to get in touch with my roots that don't exsist in that kind of Asia, rather in the Pacific Islands, Europe, and China. so this entry is all going to be about Beverly Ann Bagares trying to sound down 'wit 'da aZns.

hOller!!! wHud uP ^ hOme grrLz 'n bruderzzz? i beh 'juZ sittiN' round 'da hizouse watchin 'da tv. dizayyyyMn, 'dA pasT cOuple ov dAyz i be juz watchin sum crrraaazzyy aZz movies. i wAtcHed: SIXTEEN CANDLES, THE BREAKFAST CLUB, A NEW HOPE, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, RETURN OF THE JEDI, and EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS. eYh dAwg wouLdn't 'dAt sheet bE crauzy aS pHuCk iF yOo seRiOusLy did havE scissors 4 yO handZ? daAymn... i MeEn, nOt eVen 'fo yO handz.. lyke.. EDWARD SCISSORDICK. dAt sheet wOuLd bE craaaa-z!! aNywHaYz diZ aZn sHeEt iSh wHacK NiGuAh! sO pHuCk diZ sHeEeeT!!!

* that shit took me like 10 minutes to type and Azn-ize.

dat azz tew phat,

love Beverly Ann

Dashboard Under The Stars

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 00:20:56 GMT

yo. the past couple of days i've been doing nothing. on sunday i went to souplantation. there's a hott guy who was working there. we were exchanging glances and i'm like look hommie lets take it in the kitchen, well in my mind i said that. then i saw raising helen which was better than i excepted. i got these cool shades. they make me look like alias. i got the pictures from the show. most of them came out suck ass, but like two of chris came out alright. the pictures i took from the last week of school [ie the hott seniors] will be coming soon. i think i'm going to have to go to summer school. is anyone else going for geometry? if i don't go to summer school, i'll just take geometry in 10th grade, again. hopefully i won't get polakow. let's all go to six flags next tuesday. maybe i'll see jason again, that hott tan paul walker/chris cornell looking molestor. i would of hit that shit in a second. please excuse my bad language.

after we saw dashboard, we went to tommy's at like 12 in the morning. i had a milkshake.

OH MY GOD IT'S CHRIS CARRABBA! I took this pic when they were playing 'if you can't leave it be might as well make it bleed'. the version they played was very excellent.

Him <3 again.

sia, mary, danny & myself

danny's crotch.

mary's dad snuck into the background.

the hott guy who sat in front of us. he's like a nick body double, except that nick is more jewish, jucier, and has a plumper ass.

we had to run our asses across the street to take a picture with their bus.

at Tommy's

The writers of MEAN GIRLS gives you EMO GIRLS. not coming to theatres any time soon.

''CHRIS I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!''

Sat, 05 Jun 2004 16:34:58 GMT

what can i say except that i had a spectacular night. dashboard confessional at the greek theatre with my best friend mary. it was such a beautiful night. they were so amazing. christopher was awesome. each song they played, they played for me. now i'm addicted. i need more. i think i've listened to The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most almost everyday since grade seven.

there were a lot of really really hott guys. thrice played and everyone started at the sun. danny + sia went and they left early so they gave us their seats. so we were in section b instead of c. the opened up with The Swiss Army Romance and closed the show with, you guessed it, Hands Down. someone was smoking and at the very very back of section c and everyone turned around because everyone knew what the smell was. i didn't get any thing because the shirts were ugly as fcuk. there was a really hott guy who sat in front of us. roxy took pictures of him <3 <3.

they played a lot of songs including REMEMBER TO BREATHE and THE SHARP HINT OF NEW TEARS. too bad they didn't play my favorites Age Six Racer & For You To Notice. damn. there's only one quote that i can leave you guys with

"You don't recover from a night like this..."
-brand new

[pictures to be added when i get them*]

I Am Jack's Broken Heart

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 04:59:20 GMT

smeared makeup looks good on a sad girl.

That's What Our Hamburgers All About

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 22:30:56 GMT

i'm really going to miss COREY, daniel, jessica, and laura <3. la clase de espanol is over! we took the final & it was quite easy [thank's daniel]. after school my mother and i went to Islands, but it was really crowded. we went to In N Out instead. Nick the hott Jew with the juicy ass was there. He waved. I smiled [then orgasmed, haha]. I had a cheese burger & root beer. Then we went to the Wal-Mart. I got two cameras for the show, head phones, mascara, flash cards, and mmm mmm red vines. and now i'm home. tomorrow is the THRICE/Dashboard show. tonight i have to study for my geometrizzle final. tomorrow is the god damn last day of school. stupid Michael and Ben and Nick for all their hottness.

yesterday after school my mom picked me up at one. i was stuck all alone after school so i'm like ''okay guys i'm going to the library''. and arielle was like:
" NO beverly, you are not going in the library."
*haha i love you Arielle ! *

love,
Beverly Ann Bagares

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 04:55:01 GMT

Friends Don't Let Friends Cry All Alone

Being Topless Is Fun

Mon, 31 May 2004 22:14:28 GMT

this weekend was fun. i went a lot of places and met a lot of cool people. on sunday i did the ush, i went to church with the parental unit. how come de la salle doesn't have anymore hott guys and dilfs! anways, the family and i went to On The Border and i got a buritto! the guy who was the seating host was really hott. then we went to the mall and i'm like hey kristen! to my friend kristen. thank god i didn't see anyone because that woulda been awkward. we came home and it was really hot, so my aunt baked some cookies lol. warm cookies on a warm day= stomach ake. i spied on the young hott neighbors who were swimming and their glistening bodies were just so tempting. then i had some pancit because i am so filipino. at like 9 at night my mother and i went to that korean market that just opened by jamba juice. it's so awesome there. i was like woah it's like a korean island pacific. i got those sequence slippers that everyone has. but i got them two sizes too big because i wanted to do something cool with them but it wouldn't work. so now i have two pairs of those sequence slipper things in size nine. and today i woke up and i'm like i want to tan my boobs and back. so this afternoon i oiled up, and went outside and tanned. i was topless <3.

degrassi is on friday. i god damn can't wait. i won't be able to watch it because of other more important events but you sure as hell know i'll be watching the encores saturday and sunday. craig looks so god damn cute!!! i love him. i fell in love with him when he first came on and then i hated him because he was all pimp with manny and ashley now i love him again because he's so cute!!! fine ass jews.

i was online looking at the stuff on hollister and everything they have says CALIFORNIA on it. it pissed me off. so i went to abercrombie and i rememberd this cool picture that i took when i went to city walk with jamila and we saw that huge picture of todd:

yeeaaauhhh. surprizingly, i havn't heard the song 'yeah' in like a week.

love, Beverly.

Sat, 29 May 2004 18:44:27 GMT

COREY!!!! [it's his ID from last year]

DANIEL [his ID from last year tambien]

ME.

Fri, 28 May 2004 01:17:43 GMT

nowadays everybody looks like perfection,
i just want a guy with a few scars.

Masturbation Is Self Improvment; Procrastination Is Self Destruction

Wed, 26 May 2004 04:46:30 GMT

this country is so crazy. we go to one place and we try to liberate, but we end up bombing whatever we think looks suspicious. thanks a lot, bush. you jerk.

i miss new york. it's so refreshing over there. not to mention the shopping is kickass! hey man star wars 3 comes out may 19 2005. george lucas waited way too long to release that shit. episodes one and two were really shitty, so chances are this one is going to be shitty. but it's the clone wars! it's not suppose to be shitty! and luke and leia or suppose to be introduced, and luke is so hott. i want to be a professional groupie when i grow up. so i should start now. hmm who's in a band that i know . . . haha, danny. i want Absolution. does anyone have it? let me burn that shit motha fcuka.

i'm reading another book by charles palahniuk. this guy is trippy and awesome and he turns me on. hey, he had a camio in fight club did he not? i think so. when marla and edward norton were at the cancer thing and yeah whatever he was there. correct me if i'm wrong.

Mon, 24 May 2004 04:12:08 GMT

look, it's jesse on the keyboard! i got the crotch...

beautiful legs. beautiful short orange 70's biker shorts. beautiful man.

at this point, one of the guys started molesting the manican.

sarah and her CHRIS from hellogoodbye. thanks sarah, i stole the pixz from

and it's chris.

Sun, 23 May 2004 00:17:26 GMT

Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan?	Brad Pitt
How?	Saying "Go, go orgasm!"
Will it be good?	OH YEAH.

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Sat, 22 May 2004 17:12:40 GMT

THIRTEEN MORE DAYS UNTIL OUR SWISS ARMY ROAMANCE BEGINS, CHRIS.

the dashboard confessional/thrice show is on june fourth, baby. maybe i can snag a loser boyfriend there <3.

june fourth is also the last day of school. so long, sexy seniors [michael].

two entire months of being free from the grasp of Granada Hills High School and all it's plastic people with plastic hearts and plastic smiles. what the hell am i going to do this summer?

- operation bigger boobs
- sex up Sam
- hang out with Jam more
- find myself a nice boy to love forever and ever, or at least for the summer
- earn my ipod
- eat as many burittos as possible
- go to six flags and seduce a worker and take their name tag
- RAPE ALL HOBBITS

Fri, 21 May 2004 04:30:55 GMT

dear dear diary. mary and i went to watch troy. it was okay, brad made it a lot better. i really hate orlando bloom, he's such a queer. mary and i ate a lot of popcorn. we went to THE KITTY CLUB and i wanted everything. then off to baja fresh we went. I AM THE BURITTO QUEEN. i seriously need to start saving up for my boob job. they cost like five thousand dollars or something? i need my double d's so i can be known as DOUBLE D BEVERLY. instead of Booberly. i don't mean to be vain or anything, but i really want nice healthy supple fresh bouncy big round juicy voluptious breasts. i'm going to get the implants when i'm like thirty or like twenty six, because that's when chicks really start sagging.

love always and forever and ever . . .
BEVERLY ANN BAGARES

Wed, 19 May 2004 03:42:29 GMT

yo so i got a new layout for this mother. it's so lame, and i love it because the guy is hotter than ethiopia on a summer's day. i love it when people comment, i feel so god damned loved.

rx bandits are so rad. they remind me of ozone motley slash some other band. hey, i was watching real rules road world challange and CT and ABE are hott [ur rite laura abe is hott]. i'd hit those white boys in a second.

TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.

-booberly

Wed, 19 May 2004 01:33:27 GMT

tell me you love me.

Sun, 16 May 2004 18:26:55 GMT

i don't really feel like telling everyone individually to add me, so

add me everyone

Sun, 16 May 2004 17:43:35 GMT

yesterday was fun,

dolly came over because we had to do pratice our duo interp. for drama. after we 'praticed', we went online and looked for pictures of brad pitt... NAKED pictures. we had no luck. then we ate and after we had cake! i could just feel the fatness on my body right now. gross. i'm listening to I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Buisness, they're good. i made mary's livejournal all pretty. AND i made her icon. SHMILY mary! [see how much i love you]. that's so rad haha. damn it was jimmy fallon's last show last night. what a sucker now the show is going to suck. but snl has been funnier.

school is almost out. thank god! church today. damn there are a lot of dilfs at my church.

- booberly